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Noah Dantes

Editor-in-chief

A number of April Fools stories have [suddenly appeared on our website]... it appears to be a website takeover of some sorts. Do not fear, it's only a matter of time before I figure out how to take them down. I have to, the duck rulers ordered me to not blow their cover- I MEAN, I'm doing this all of my own accord.

Haha. I'm in danger.