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Piper Lehr Contributor The porn bots often found on articles are iconic talking points amongst staff from The Collegian, but has anyone...

Emma Innes Recovering ASWU Sufferer Everytime the email goes out with a new declaration from Willamette President Steve Thorsett, campus...

Kaiytliayn Trree (Not Kathleen Forrest) Accused-Murderer-of-Journalistic-Integrity On April 1, 2022 Willamette University revealed in an...

Emma Innes Nerf Queen The finest dining on the west coast, Willamette University’s pride and glory Goudy Commons has received four...

Emma Innes Kathleen's Minion Kaitelyyn TTrieee (Definitely Not Kathleen Forrest) Star of at least one Admin’s nightmares Welcome back to...

Kaitlin Treehugger (Definitely Not Kathleen Forrest) Head-B*tch-in-Charge On April 1, 2022 Willamette University’s independent,...

Crisp. E (Definitely not Chrissy Ewald) Wailer and Gnasher of Teeth Willamette administration announced today that starting April 1, a...

A Concerned Duck (As dictated to Willamette Duck Watch Proprietor, Kathleen Forrest) On April 1, 2022 Campus Safety announced that they...

Crisp E. (Definitely not Chrissy Ewald) High Priestess Of the many traditions celebrated on Willamette’s undergraduate campus, one of the...

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Jake Procino News editor and Sam Johnston By Jake Procino. After a series of company debates, the website formerly known as “Handshake”...

Stephen Meyer Editor Not David Flanagan It is my firmly held belief that no one actually reads the Collegian. In speaking with my...

Scheuppe Scooper Contributor Not David Flanagan Students and faculty alike were dismayed yesterday when the President of the University...

Susam Ongus Staff writer Not David Flanagan Campus Safety reported yesterday that the well known patch of psilocybin mushrooms (psilocybe...

Harold Stimfred Tenebrarius Contributor Not David Flanagan Last Tuesday, the Head Dean (and Designated Scapegoat-in-Chief) at Willamette...

Jake Procino News editor and Sam Johnston After a tense fight with administration, Opening Days (OD) Leaders are finally receiving a...

Chrissy Ewald Staff writer By Jake Procino. In an unexpected new development to the ongoing merger between Pacific Northwest College of...

Emma Innes Staff writer By Chrissy Ewald. The Board of Trustees emerged from their meat suits this week to reveal that they are each...