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By Chrissy Ewald

By Chrissy Ewald

Jake Procino News editor and Sam Johnston By Jake Procino. After a series of company debates, the website formerly known as “Handshake”...

Stephen Meyer Editor Not David Flanagan It is my firmly held belief that no one actually reads the Collegian. In speaking with my...

Scheuppe Scooper Contributor Not David Flanagan Students and faculty alike were dismayed yesterday when the President of the University...

Susam Ongus Staff writer Not David Flanagan Campus Safety reported yesterday that the well known patch of psilocybin mushrooms (psilocybe...

Harold Stimfred Tenebrarius Contributor Not David Flanagan Last Tuesday, the Head Dean (and Designated Scapegoat-in-Chief) at Willamette...

Jake Procino News editor and Sam Johnston After a tense fight with administration, Opening Days (OD) Leaders are finally receiving a...

Chrissy Ewald Staff writer By Jake Procino. In an unexpected new development to the ongoing merger between Pacific Northwest College of...

Emma Innes Staff writer By Chrissy Ewald. The Board of Trustees emerged from their meat suits this week to reveal that they are each...

Jake Procino News editor and Sam Johnston By Jake Procino. After much hand-wringing and deliberation, the Willamette administration...

Jake Procino News editor and Sam Johnston Graphic by Jake Procino. Willamette’s Vice President for Finance Danny “Diamond Hands” Valley...