Fourth floor Eaton found to be collective hallucination
Monte Remer Lifestyles Editor Following a student's prolonged scream which echoed out over the quad at 3:13 AM, April 1st, Willamette...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1
No items stolen from community fridge, Campus Safety reports
Alan Cohen Staff Writer During their regular daily campus patrol earlier today, Campus Safety encountered an unprecedented security...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1
Exciting New Option for Incoming First-Years
Skeet Starr Sports Editor President Thorsett has opened the discussion about a new position for one lucky incoming first-year, referred...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1
Signs It's Almost a Bearcat Day
Emma Innes Editor-in-Chief Happy Prospies everywhere season, Bearcats! Here are the top signs it’s almost a bearcat day The Millstream is...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2022
Opinion: The Porn Bots that comment on Collegian Articles are Master Rhetors
Piper Lehr Contributor The porn bots often found on articles are iconic talking points amongst staff from The Collegian, but has anyone...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2022
Guess the actual Words from Waller
Emma Innes Recovering ASWU Sufferer Everytime the email goes out with a new declaration from Willamette President Steve Thorsett, campus...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2022
Blitz the Bearcat found dead in Miami
Kaiytliayn Trree (Not Kathleen Forrest) Accused-Murderer-of-Journalistic-Integrity On April 1, 2022 Willamette University revealed in an...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2022
Goudy Commons to receive Michelin stars
Emma Innes Nerf Queen The finest dining on the west coast, Willamette University’s pride and glory Goudy Commons has received four...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2022
This Week @ Willamette
Emma Innes Kathleen's Minion Kaitelyyn TTrieee (Definitely Not Kathleen Forrest) Star of at least one Admin’s nightmares Welcome back to...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2022
The Collegian executes orderly takeover of ASWU
Kaitlin Treehugger (Definitely Not Kathleen Forrest) Head-B*tch-in-Charge On April 1, 2022 Willamette University’s independent,...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2022
Admin threatens to send naughty students to Reed College
Crisp. E (Definitely not Chrissy Ewald) Wailer and Gnasher of Teeth Willamette administration announced today that starting April 1, a...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2022
Campus Safety finally catches Turkey
A Concerned Duck (As dictated to Willamette Duck Watch Proprietor, Kathleen Forrest) On April 1, 2022 Campus Safety announced that they...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2022
WU Virginity Club takes a stand against the Willamette Challenge: "Premarital sex isn't a game"
Crisp E. (Definitely not Chrissy Ewald) High Priestess Of the many traditions celebrated on Willamette’s undergraduate campus, one of the...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2021
Handshake is changing their company name to "Fistbump" in response to COVID
Jake Procino News editor and Sam Johnston By Jake Procino. After a series of company debates, the website formerly known as “Handshake”...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2021
Opinion: No one reads the Collegian
Stephen Meyer Editor Not David Flanagan It is my firmly held belief that no one actually reads the Collegian. In speaking with my...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2021
Due to contract dispute, WU students to Zoom from class next semester
Scheuppe Scooper Contributor Not David Flanagan Students and faculty alike were dismayed yesterday when the President of the University...
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Collegian staff
- Apr 1, 2021
Psilocybin mushrooms outside Gatke hall disappear; culprits at large
Susam Ongus Staff writer Not David Flanagan Campus Safety reported yesterday that the well known patch of psilocybin mushrooms (psilocybe...
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