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Art by Basil Allen. How does one find a date ... I seem to be striking out in the romance department. HELP! - Romantically challenged If you think about it, a date is no different from a job interview. Your Hinge profile should be exactly like your LinkedIn. Is your resumé up to date? If you get a match, be the first to respond with three credible references to back up your personality. Lacking relevant experience, however, means you should look for more “entry-level” positio

Art by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian.  Hello devil. How much bathroom mold is too much bathroom mold? I (21) have a sweet little bathroom except for the fact that every time I shower, I look up and see some sprays of fungi on the ceiling. Are these molds growing around my bathroom friends or foe? Do I need to worry about them? About me? What if I go to kill it and it won't let m

Art by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian.  I can’t tell if my roommate is mad at me or not. HELP! - Chronically Conflict Adverse In this circumstance, I would just assume that they are mad at you, just to be safe. To rectify this situation, what you have to do is give them a reason to love you. Give them a wardrobe improvement. Put those scissors to good use and bless their wardrobe

Art by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian. The Collegian and columnist do not recommend the advice and are not responsible for its consequences if acted on. I have a good friend who’s had my back, and she’s really sweet. But she’s been looking like an absolute baddie these days, and lowkey I feel nervous to still approach her these days. I still wanna stay good friends though. Help a