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Art by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian. I just adopted a cat over spring break, but he does not have a name yet. What should I name him? - terrible with names Naming a cat can be a difficult task, especially if this is your first animal, as this one sets the tone for any future furry friends you might be adding to your fray. If this cat is your first, I would suggest thinking of

Art by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian. I want to start a DND campaign, how do I get my friends on board? - Dm Accomplishing this feat will take a lot of planning, but it is possible. First, randomly ask your friends, “If you could be any fantasy character, who would you be?” After you collect their answers, turn those fantasy characters into D&D character sheets, write out the b

Art by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian. How do I fight off the senioritis! - get me out of here As a senior, I also struggle finding time to do homework. But rest assured, I know what’ll work! You have a paper to write today? First things first, grab your preferred source of caffeine and chug away; it’s so much easier to work under the power of stimulants. Secondly, leave your

Art by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian. I heard someone mention the 'cat distribution system' offhandedly. How does this system work exactly? - Curiosity killed what now? There is an ancient, powerful force that bequeathed us humans with the cute, furry creatures we call cats, short for Cute Animal, Truly. That’s why the Egyptians sanctified them. The Cat Distribution System is a