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Art by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian.  How do I fight off the senioritis!  - get me out of here As a senior, I also struggle finding time to do homework. But rest assured, I know what’ll work! You have a paper to write today? First things first, grab your preferred source of caffeine and chug away; it’s so much easier to work under the power of stimulants.  Secondly, leave your

Art by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian.  I heard someone mention the 'cat distribution system' offhandedly. How does this system work exactly? - Curiosity killed what now? There is an ancient, powerful force that bequeathed us humans with the cute, furry creatures we call cats, short for Cute Animal, Truly. That’s why the Egyptians sanctified them. The Cat Distribution System is a

Art by Basil Allen. How does one find a date ... I seem to be striking out in the romance department. HELP! - Romantically challenged If you think about it, a date is no different from a job interview. Your Hinge profile should be exactly like your LinkedIn. Is your resumé up to date? If you get a match, be the first to respond with three credible references to back up your personality. Lacking relevant experience, however, means you should look for more “entry-level” positio

Art by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian.  Hello devil. How much bathroom mold is too much bathroom mold? I (21) have a sweet little bathroom except for the fact that every time I shower, I look up and see some sprays of fungi on the ceiling. Are these molds growing around my bathroom friends or foe? Do I need to worry about them? About me? What if I go to kill it and it won't let m