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Art by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian.  I can’t tell if my roommate is mad at me or not. HELP! - Chronically Conflict Adverse In this circumstance, I would just assume that they are mad at you, just to be safe. To rectify this situation, what you have to do is give them a reason to love you. Give them a wardrobe improvement. Put those scissors to good use and bless their wardrobe

Art by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian. The Collegian and columnist do not recommend the advice and are not responsible for its consequences if acted on. I have a good friend who’s had my back, and she’s really sweet. But she’s been looking like an absolute baddie these days, and lowkey I feel nervous to still approach her these days. I still wanna stay good friends though. Help a

A devil smiles and poses for the camera. Graphic by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian. The Collegian and columnist do not recommend the advice and are not responsible for its consequences if acted on. How can I get the classes I need to graduate when so few are offered per semester in my major? -Average WU student My first recommendation is to change majors. If you have a strong att

A devil smiles and poses for the camera. Graphic by Basil Allen. Disclaimer: The Devil’s Advocate is a satirical column that does not reflect the views or opinions of The Collegian. The Collegian and columnist do not recommend the advice and are not responsible for its consequences if acted on. How do I pass? (Up to you to interpret what type of passing I mean) -Troy Bolton (HSM) If you’re looking to make a pass at a potential romantic partner — just do it. Be blunt. You’ll p